We’ve made it so easy.

This is starting to feel more and more like the lion/tuna conversation in “the other guys”

What could they get? Old rusted oil rig parts? They’re not capable of living on land and stuff corrodes quickly in salt water without maintenance. They’re not strong enough, dextrous enough or smart enough to get items in shipping containers with a padlock.

Yeah crush, but not hit. You need to hit things to mine in early tech trees. And hitting things in water is very difficult.

Why wouldn’t a wing turn into a hand? Birds have become flightless many times throughout their history. Once flightless, the wing is completely open to evolutionary changes, it’s absolutely reasonable to think that a bird that isn’t using its wings for flight could mutate in such a way that’s beneficial for other things.

I don’t think someone’s going to nearly get themselves killed just to remove a plane from inventory.

That’s fair but cephalopods are missing out on a huge chunk of habitat space by not having bones. Yes the oceans are ~70% of the surface area, but a very significant amount of that is barren. And without bones, they can’t get the force required to mine anything to make industry. I also understand that we’re not talking about animals in their current form, but allowing for some amount of evolution? Well birds wings are closer evolutionarily to hands than tentacles.

Certainly they weren’t mad or upset by that or anything.

Crows. They can manipulate objects solve problems and can do math and understand simple geometry. They also hold grudges and can fucking fly. It’s 100% gonna be crows.

Good. Those things were torture devices. They weren’t even fun, the only way you could move quickly was backwards. So kids hitting heads, necks, backs, fingers, pinching/smashing hazard, then one wreck happens and since all the kids are going backwards at speed, there’s instantly a pileup of mangled kids. Those things were so dangerous and they sucked shit even if you didn’t consider the danger? Give me 20 kids with hockey sticks and a tennis ball ALL DAY.

I never, ever did that… Smashing them between other kids scooters? Every damn time.

I honestly dont even remember what it was like. 22 years feels like an eternity but I didn’t even have to go to gym my senior year, because I had joined the national guard already.

Or explaining that the game actually IS safe, except how little Timmy was doing it and that’s why he’s going to be really good at multiples of eight from now on.

I can’t see that being an issue with GTA. It’s far too big to fuck up like that, which is why there’s a delay.

How can you say that when they haven’t made a game in a decade? Its like saying the beetles are culturally irrelevant. GTA continues to influence other games and is relevant to society even if they never made another game. I think fortnite is a dumb capitalist nothing game but I can’t deny it’s relevance.

Holy shit, I didn’t think of mar-a-fatso. I seriously hope you can storm that place.

Mmmm, no, very mammalian.

My local gas station has better food for less. Their pork rib sandwich is $3.29 and is worlds better than the sugary slop that is the mcrib.

If I’m in a hospital for 4 hrs, there’s a better than 0 chance I get priapism. (Have a thing for nurses)

There is no kicking this can. The time is now. This is where kicking the can gets us.