I have a cat on my lap. My day is pretty much fucked.

My email was fartface3000 for a very long time. It was only embarrassing always.

I paid $15 for the optional supportive bandage.

Entropy is especially cruel to boats.

The best boat there is is one you don’t own!

You don’t need to own a boat. Apologies.

Show up to race night with beers and sailing gloves. And the aforementioned knowledge of sailing.

The ideas that normies don’t sail isn’t true. I’m a normie and not rich and I started a sailing school because it’s fun as hell. You don’t need ^to ^own a boat to go sailing, you only need to know how.

The trust balloon. Takes many breaths to inflate it, and one little prick to pop it.

I rely on NOAA forecasts for sailing. Super sad to see less reliable forecasts. They were so good!

Lol, I thought it was a bag of weed with a joint at the bottom.

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When it’s a president it’s called Second Term at Ronnie’s.

They would be far more nefarious if they weren’t tripping over their own balls all the time.

Fear not! These foibles will all be iterated away during Trump’s third term. Practice makes perfect!

That anatomy is fuuucked. What the hell is happening with his right leg? His shoulders must be absolutely gigantic if they’re that large with all that foreshortening.

Sorry, we’re still only breaking treaties.

Read Philip K Dick. He’s got books about that.

Well, you’re in luck. They’re actively scuttling the ship as we speak. Whether you’re going to like the new one remains to be seen. I have a feeling it will be much smaller and is already full.

Don’t worry, they’ll round up or down, but if you pay by card they get the exact amount.

In Canada they closed that loophole in the 90’s