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Now that’s going too far
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Humanity will likely survive climate change, but the vast majority of humans won't.2·1 day agoBut would that really constitute “the vast majority of humans won’t [survive]?”
I don’t necessarily disagree, but I don’t understand what OP means by that claim.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The nursery rhyme "monkeys jumping on the bed" gives children the impression that you can just call your family doctor who will pick up immediately.7·2 days agocalled up the dr and the dr said
The next availability is the 27th of next month.
We’re open from 12pm to 4pm Tuesday to Thursday, please feel free to call back during open hours.
If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911
If you’d prefer to leave a message, please do so after the beep. After you’re done, you can hang up, or press # for more options.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Humanity will likely survive climate change, but the vast majority of humans won't.111·2 days agoThe majority of humans won’t survive the next 100 years, because almost nobody lives to be 100.
Do you mean that the majority of people currently alive will die due to climate change?
Do you mean that humanity’s population will drop by over 50% and will not recover?
Do you mean that in the future, the majority of deaths will be due to climate change, even in 200 years from now when the new (much hotter) equilibrium will be all anyone has ever known?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people4·4 days agoBond is supposed to be sexy AF.
That makes him a bad spy, but a good protagonist.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people3·5 days agoAh shit I mixed it up
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato memes@lemmy.world•Yes, Don't Anger The Generations Of The 'Haves' With Your 'Have Not' Points, By All Means14·6 days agoDon’t piss off old people
We might die
Over m- cold dead body
Wait holdon. S–. H-. Th–.
Oh no, th–'ve already started the theft!
Y-- had better back off, — wouldn’t like – when -'m angry! Ahhh! Those are ----, give ---- back!Nooooooo ----'re gone 😭
Is this a thing he already did, or that they expect him to do?
Back in the day people be naming birds like “brown tittied groundling gayfa**ot” and nobody be batting an eye
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It is linguistically impossible to behave anyone but yourself51·8 days agoI can also behave _my_self
Fucking CERN needs to hire this man, he created an entire sun in his kitchen. They’ve been trying to contain nuclear fusion for decades and my man does it by accident in a pastry.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You deserve better, honey bun.5·9 days agoGod that reminds me of the end of this “Good Luck, Babe” parody
(Sorry its tiktok, I couldn’t find it anywhere else but Instagram)
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Elevators might just be teleporters in disguise10·9 days agoElevators exist to give enough time to load in the next floor.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•"Wario" is a Japanese portmanteu of Mario and "warui" (bad), but in Finnish "Wario" is also a homonym of "varjo", "shadow".41·10 days agoNaw dog
He’s an emo hedgehog
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.cato Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•"Wario" is a Japanese portmanteu of Mario and "warui" (bad), but in Finnish "Wario" is also a homonym of "varjo", "shadow".7·10 days agoSo you’re saying that Wario is alternate universe shadow the hedgehog???
What kind of insane?
Because I wouldn’t mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs 🤔