their whole economy is built upon rat fighting tho

First order of business, let’s talk about the peepee poopoo incident.

Presumably Toilet Paper.

aktually, she’s not alien, but human.

Yes. It’s from the coin machine that sells a random toy in capsule. Gacha is the clicking sound that machine makes when you turn the button to get a capsule.

aktually, if you invert this again, you would get Peter Parker enjoying insect salad.

The AP source title is: Trump’s commerce secretary says new electronics tariff exemptions are temporary, chip tariffs coming

The part that’s been denied is that the exclusion is permanent. Since Friday, electronics from China would be subject to 20% of the fentanyl tariff and nothing more. It will be this way until Trump invents another tariff just for electronics. I believe this is what most commentators expected back in Friday, but there must be talks of capitulation and Trump couldn’t stand to lose face.

4th panel should be:

I hope you’re happy, because you get all As. Let me know if there’s anything else I can help you with, William.

Colleague asks to do Environmental activism

Don’t know what that means, but sure why not

mfw blowing up oil pipes

Red hot.

The product manager nurse also goes crazy, trying to push a wheel-less wheelchair.

N * N

My roommate, an American citizen, recognized the knock as that of law enforcement.

A truly US superpower.

privacy policy

look inside

sells your data

Too bad when everyone showed up, they only had a platonic rave.

Finally, the Department of Administrative Affairs.

Probably just investor activists floating the idea to test the water. They’ve been wanting to sell Intel for parts since the bad quarter and Pat (former CEO) being evicted is part of this plan.

Anon’s mom performed a git merge.

Look, a Gentooman is up for dating.