PrimeErective

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Incredible joke 10/10

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

That makes 0% the correct answer, which means you had a 25% chance…

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

That’s the “fully automated” part of “fully automated luxury gay space communism”

Maybe Anne Rice, then

I heard that one was compromised and you should use dot org

Isn’t it because it’s pronounced “pan”?

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

This is the kind of Internet censorship I can get behind. Unfortunately I can still read the name of the store though

I really want to see statue of Tjentište

I am from Bosnia, take me to Herzegovina

He pronounces it “Earth” quite clearly in the film