PrimeErective

I just checked, you can chat. I thought of it as kind of a newer feature but it’s probably been available for a few years now.

Maybe the problem is that you can’t make a group chat?

Edit: you can definitely make group chats

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

Didn’t they add a chat function to the regular Spotify app? Why wouldn’t they just use that?

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows

I would guess it’s closer to la-ti-byoo-layt

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

“Physint” kinda sounds like their whole strategy right now

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Splittah!

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Incredible joke 10/10