The best place to stash your secret chimps, is in a ‘pocket universe’.

I think it was in a Jimmy Carr special?

I saw the joke on Sickipedia.net circa 2010, maybe it should have stayed there.

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Teletubbie Ignis

Similar to another English idiom: You don’t have a dog in this fight.

That’s called ‘The Shocker’

Dealing with their consequences!

In England, before ‘woke’ and ‘snowflake’ was a saying, people used to say ‘it’s PC gone mad’.

Sincerely, someone whose PC went mad.

C-section babies don’t ruin daddy’s favourite playground…

Beertrix Potter

Yes! Fuck Laura Neal.

It’s only got two games so far right?

I don’t think it’s so much as famous people getting to live in comfort, more those pesky tabloids, et al leaking the location of these rich fuckers, putting civilians, troops and army operations in danger.

That’s the one thing Beekeepers don’t do; stand down. Not unlike bees themselves, Beekeepers keep working until they die

Oooo piece of candy.

No, you’re thinking of our grammar.

You should look up Hanns Scharff.

I’m hearing it was a sick ostrich

Space may be the final frontier, but it’s made in a Hollywood basement.