“Hardy Boys”, too ready. “Nancy Drew”, too hard. Ah! Perfect. “Bonfire of the Vanities!”

• Philip J Fry

Because the TikTok ban was one of the most bipartisan bills in recent history.

Cheese.

…you know which kind.

And really, in the end, the global death rate is 100%—everyone dies.

[everyone dies eventually, so to save money let’s all go in on a single gravestone together]

… or do they? Strictly speaking, the observed death rate for the human condition is something like 93%—that is, around 93% of all humans have died. This means the death rate among humans who were not members of The Beatles is significantly higher than the 50% death rate among humans who were.

• https://what-if.xkcd.com/27/

Ok.

And once the head of the snake is cut off, during the subsequent power vacuum, start chopping up the rest of the snake.

Ideally just the inauguration.

So. What you’re saying is: you have 100% of all the information Biden has, and based on his actions, you conclude that he’s not doing enough with all that information you both have.

Okay, release that information. Show your work.

Let’s

Fucking

Go!