The front can fall off.

I changed my name to “Sweaty Balls” and was invited immediately.

If it had some pictures to color out, alongside with pens, it would add a nice touch to those boring briefings. Maybe add a lolly too!

And a little racecar!

Kaiju coming to Florida, eating some elderly people and their scooters, some swamp felons with their fentanyl patches and deciding to go back into the sea.

“Next time I’m going to Canada, the people here are wild and I’m starting to feel really…”

I think they meant their own message. As in “this is the most ridiculous bullshit I could come up with, but maybe they really fucked up that bad”.

Lil younger but same. I should cancel Paramount.

That would be the first time I’d watch this.

It’s much more convenient to scan your bunghole in the bathroom.

I think I couldn’t decide which one to avoid harder. I’ll go with both.

It’s probably more fun when you’re at school, shutting the teacher’s computer down.

I’ve never been a black hat, so I’ll never be a white one. Maybe a white diaper. But I think I’ve missed out, I would be very interested in this stuff, but nah, I’m too old for this shit.

I did that without needing a book.

In German it should be Gewinde.

Huh, that’s pretty normal around here. But the German translation of “thread” is wrong. Literally unusable screw, light it on fire immediately.

Same

If you’re not pre Clovis, get out!

Did he at least treat your servant with respect?

“I might have dropped my bombs prematurely, but it’s not my fault. Some dude at spirit forgot the bolts.”

You made me check it, and on my android device it’s 337 (just the app). Jesus Christ.

yeah this is dumb. I’m just frustrated

We all are. Just make sure to be safe 💖