Sweet!

The worst kind of carpetbagger.

Bratva Bagman, back on the street.

Western Nebraska turning against Trump? Everything old truly is new again.

Salt Peter

Quality punslinging.

Brain bleaching?

Can I borrow two dollars?

No, but they do have a 30/30 version

They call it the “Precise V7”, but the ink makes it anything but. I think make it out of ground-up neutron stars.

But that’s why I like them. The writing’s no good if it doesn’t bleed a little.

“Surely the lead on a failed pie-in-the-sky project will be able to turn around this entirely separate and currently failing pie-in-the-sky project!”

Tau day is still better.

You keep joking about Doop and it’s going to come true.

Everyone knows that armies are just a loose collection of undisciplined psychopaths that are basically left to their own devices.

This going to screw up all the Donkey Kong Country songs!

Accountant Survivors coming in October.

Don’t forget to terrorize the party by bringing up a traumatizing memory from the host’s past.

You might be overthinking it.

Cool. I stock up on more toasted sesame oil then.

Don’t forget when he got Wyatt Cenac’s HBO show cancelled.