I once got detention for “hacking.” All the school computers were on the same network, so if you opened Computer Management, then selected a different computer on the network, you could… get this… eject the disc drive on unsuspecting people. They’d be on their computer, 15 feet away, and then I’d click a button and their disc drive would eject, momentarily confusing them.

Librarian saw me using the “My Computer” folder to get to Computer Management, apparently that was proof enough. How is using available folders on the computer “hacking”? I have no idea, didn’t seem to be relevant.

Back then we wore boxers that were longer than shorts are today.

The drawing is amazing. I’ve seen the History channel use similar drawings as proof aliens exist.

Yikes. Imagine if he could sue for that.

I don’t understand. Congress is supposed to decide how we spend money and how much we tax. Why is the president doing those things?

Do I get to pay 24% less social security tax?

“Is this career path okay with discrimination? Because I have groups I want to die.”

The final song of the movie “So Long, Farewell” would suddenly have a different meaning.

How would you rewrite The Sound of Music to fit this? Have the Nazis capture them at the end?

Yeah the good guy wins in 99.9% of all movies. But that’s not a bad thing.

Racism, check. ‘No one wants to work anymore,’ check. Ice cold take about celebrity drug addict, check.

You could have this same experience in the United States but it wouldn’t be framed as a fun experience. This is like a typical Joe Rogan listener.

That’s an SNL joke that made it’s way into Family Guy.

I’m happy to see tags on both ears. Clearly they’ll find it soon.

Epstein was CIA under deep cover. He was infiltrating the pedophile ring and he got too close. What a patriot.

There are surely more than 2 coffee places in Seattle with ‘Seattle’ in the name.

Pizza the Hut?

Is it a meat smoker?

Now we are extremely fragmented, with tons of niche groups. Yet we seem more influenced than ever by the news feed of current events.

You make an interesting point. If I flip it around. WWI and II both began in a mostly pre-television world. I guess you could say televison has brought safety?

The one thing I’ll say in their defense is that a water district board seat, in a special election, is not typically something that generates votes. Perhaps they did that on purpose, thinking the low turnout would help one candidate. We’re talking about school board election numbers. The kind of thing where a bus full of people could swing the whole election.

You’ll know if it was on purpose or not immediately when we see who won and if they try to stick with the result. If they were out of ballots at 9 am, then they shouldn’t even try to count the votes or declare a winner. With the need for a redo being so obvious.