When the economy collapses because the slush fund bot stops printing money then it is going to be everyone’s problem.

Fuck it’s his problem right now with all the layoffs. That is only going to get worse

They are not all inept.

They know exactly what they are doing.

It is a hostile act to create information the state isn’t privy to. That is a very deliberate act.

They are already tending towards “Everything is an Xbox”.

Now that you will own nothing because of AI. This is fantastic for them

People stopped drinking which means they stopped playing drinking games.

Beer Pong isn’t very fun sober.

Nor is Flip Cup without having to chug anything.

Who brought the social lubricant?

Except for that one guy.

Needs to drive in an hour. Already shit faced. Can’t walk. Thinks switching to beer will help…

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Who?

Uh that math doesn’t checkout. I weight 90 kg

There is ~110 mg Caffeine in Red Bull.

I think I would die long before I got anywhere near 80 cans of Red Bull.

Yes Google bought it when it was clearly better.

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

How do you connect the controllers?

I tried my Xbox wireless adapter but it doesn’t work

Steam + X opens the onscreen keyboard. Hope that helps

But that would ruin his joke?

We’re gonna test that!

They are Chromebooks. A gigantic corporation is already influencing them?

Yep but somehow you’ve people arguing that kids should just play those ITT. They’ve aged like fine wine. Like resident evil fixed camera was so fantastic.

I mean I grew up with these moon logic puzzles and I still get very frustrated as an adult.

There’s no way I would be doing this to myself if I had alternatives, and no nostalgia.

I only use Lenny from the toilet on company time. By this definition, everything is a shit post

Because you can suplex a train?

Elden Ring is hardly “aged”. L DLC in the last 12 months. There are modern Sonic and Pokemon games and they hit a short cycle time.

The “can wait 6 years” is the whole point. They aren’t waiting. They aren’t getting attached enough to bother waiting. That’s literally the whole point of the article. Did you read it?

Which one required an account?

Only one I know are mobile garbage or the literal MMO