Sarcasmo

This must be the work safe version.

How do you think tires feel when they’re vulcanized? Try to put yourself in their treads.

At most companies there’s no option. You have to do the random drug they’re testing or risk termination.

Should have let that one go before putting on the rubber suit.

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Will probably never benus.

It’s unusual to see these. They’re usually buried deep.

A finger to the heavens.

You mean it doesn’t depend on how much groovin’ is on the record?

Back the blue screen.

Ratatouille?

Uh…cloaking? Need to disengage before taking the pic. I’m sure it’s awesome though.

The Peepee Poopoo Man you say.

And be sure to stay hydrated. It’s so important.

He who smelt it didn’t name it.

If I were surrounded by friends, chances are we’d all be on our phones surrounded by strangers.

Failing to plan is like planning to fail.

Poblano peppers can cause this type of reaction.

Elves has left the building.