I do believe this is the plan. 9/11 II This Time it’s Iran.

Say it with me now, fuck the poor.

Fuck ted cruz

Maybe old age will get him before he can sharpen his quill and find the ink pot.

Every fucking time he announces tariffs they hit the buy Greenland or make Canada a state bullshit button.

Do you think it’s an envelope of cash or direct deposit or just a check?

My guess is it’s just a case of good old-fashioned Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome.

That envelope of cash must have had a map in it, eh $chumer?

I know some die-hard maga boomers who are going to fucking hate this one, but they will blame France. Then they will just find a way around it like they do for Cuban Cigars.

I know quite a few people who go to France once a year specifically to buy wine and wine futures. There are a lot of them.

Edit: edit

Check cashed

Pretty much isn’t good enough for this. Maybe I am being critical, but when you use this article as an example, the first thing your MAGA granddad is going to say is, “Where’s the quote?” In my experience, you need it plainly spelled out to make a difference.

I am going to leave it now because, truthfully, I’m not trying to fight or pull a gotcha on you libs; I can’t stand the shit bag either. I just feel like if you are a news source trying to fight this shit you might want to provide the actual quote and not paraphrase it. If I missed a truth social link then my pihole is working lol

Edit: also we weren’t talking about the yahoo article they posted the whole quote. I am being critical of MSNBC for paraphrasing.

Okay now I’m done lol

Yeah, that’s not a direct quote, it’s paraphrased so where is the actual quote?

Yeah, this article does not have a direct quote for that. It just has a quote of him saying he was going to buy one. Why put it in the title if you can’t show the quote? Or did I miss it where they quoted him saying boycotting tesla is illegal?

He says enough bat shit crazy shit you don’t need to “trust me bro” quotes to get clicks.

Just two grifters grifting it up in Grift Town.

Quick someone call Dr. Wallach and Ben Fuchs and then someone needs to soft boil and shit load of eggs in Carnivora.

It breaks my heart that this is what this country has become. This whole country has devolved into a shower of bastards. Oh hell, I guess it always was though.

No, it won’t, they will make an exception for President Elon.

10 Traitorous twats join with Republicans to censure Rep. Al Green for Trump speech protest - FTFY

Bless your heart, you got me. It’s all about the views for me.