I haven’t been this shocked since I found out the original McGruff voice actor was arrested with a bunch of guns and weed plants

They used to, but it didn’t boost ad engagement so they stopped.

Free trimming.

Counterpoint: create a field of brambles for your goats to wander through when they get itchy so you don’t have to brush them.

Bonus: those brambles are blackberry bushes so you can wander through them and eat breakfast.

And gather goat fur to spin into cordage or make brushes from.

I hope the IT guys who set it up kept their work orders.

If your boss orders you to do something stupid, you get that shit in writing

What are the odds this is just Clinton’s $5,000 Baby Bond, which was just giving them a fund at birth that they can cash out when they turn 18?

Except this time there’s no guardrails and he can give it to all his cryptobro friends.

I think it sounds like a way to give a bunch of money to Wall Street so they can gamble with it

We can’t teach our kids media literacy or they’ll stop believing our propaganda

It’s really gonna help to pay for diapers in an index fund.

Everyone is stupid except for me

FTFY

Yes the Trump is made of Trump

I agree: Everyone is terrible.

Meanwhile Republicans have a 136 page blueprint ready to go when they take office to undo all of that. And when one steps out of line they take them behind the woodshed to keep the party in lock step.

I never said they were the same. I said Republicans are wayyyy better at getting their shit done.

It’s only going to get worse if people decide that voting doesn’t matter

FTFY

And both sides aren’t the same. Republicans are clearly way better at winning elections and implementing their platform.

I vote all the time and Democrats don’t give a shit what I want.

Been doing that ever since I could vote.

It isn’t helping.

Both sides aren’t the same.

Republicans are much better at getting things done and winning elections.

Oh it’s so simple! I just need to raise a few hundred million dollars and run myself! Why didn’t I think of that?!

/s

The amount of progress that was made has never, in my entire 40+ years of existence, been enough. And it will never be enough because Democrats lose power every couple years because they’re not an organized political party and don’t bother doing things that will ensure people’s lives are substantively affected by it.

Then the Republicans win and undo all the progress, and Democrats get to whine about how they can’t stop it because they’re not in the majority, unlike how the Republicans get their way when they’re in the minority.

I’m not gonna stop voting, though, because each election, no matter who wins, shows how awful this country really is and how fucked we are.

Except I vote every time and I still feel like I lose every time regardless of who wins because I don’t actually support the people I vote for.