If I’m ever in Scotland I might just take a bite out of the ground to see if I like it

I learned more about how computers work from them than I did in all my schooling.

Peeing yourself is what elite people do. Like astronauts.

Gimme a nice peaty Laphroaig. Something that tastes like a tire fire on a football pitch

Most of the best QA folks I’ve worked with had teenage children.

I imagine dealing with developers is similar.

(Though he’s probably responsible for an equal amount of wasted bourbon and whiskey)

Sadly I don’t have any automation for this. I just switch it to red with my phone.

Which is fine for me. Sometimes I have meetings where I’m not talking a lot and don’t have my camera on, so I don’t need to worry about interruptions.

And also die in hellfire when Jesus comes back

Makes sense. Hungary is a puppet of Russia and Putin’s elbow deep in our president already.

This pattern—prioritizing extraction over quality

Is called enshittification.

And I’m not surprised McKinsey killed a kid at Disney Land

So vote Democrat and get the Patriot Act anyway

He has long hair and a beard

*glances around nervously*

I have one WiFi bulb in my house near the entrance to my office. I turn it red to let my housemates know I have a meeting without leaving my chair.

This is about the only reason I could see for a WiFi light bulb. I could wire something but that’s a lot more work.

So the rest of them are conservatives regardless of party affiliation? I’d buy that.

Too bad they make up over half of the Democratic Party

And before you mention it, yes I do vote in primaries.

Most democrats also supported the Patriot act

At 4:30 pm on my last day at my previous job my boss asked me to email a customer something.

I left that shit on read

I used the same trick to get around time limits on shareware games back in the day

A plumbus

Can’t wait for them to try to false flag a terrorist attack from Greenland.