I wasn’t being ironic. I think knowing how to assess a situation for danger and deal with the consequences of your decisions is very important.

Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and glory is forever.

My friend bought his wife a soccer jersey and the team was sponsored by a large Mexican bakery.

She did not appreciate having “BIMBO” written across her chest.

And do sick jumps on your bike

Yes that is an important lesson.

You forgot construction sites, drainage gullies, and random patches of forest.

Oh, and the middle of corn fields. That’s where Amish kids would go to party in my day. They had the best weed.

Bring back unsupervised third spaces that you don’t tell your parents about.

That’s where you build character.

And find porn.

Imagine being pissed off about a second holiday in the summer.

This would make a good horror manga

Right and both changes make things worse.

This is more important than politics.

This is LOGISTICS

That is different because they’re not natural waterways. If you’re saying any country can say “these waters are mine pay a toll” it’s basically back to privateers.

That’s so annoying

Exactly. Or imagine if Indonesia and Malaysia go to warn over Malacca

There is the notion of free passage on the seas. Imagine if every country could say “we’re enacting a toll on passage through our waters.” It would make maritime trade much more expensive and dangerous.

All the time? Fuck no. Hell, my wife and I love each other in part because we like time alone.

Everyone’s presence is annoying. That’s called being human.

Deleting a post because it got downvotes? Who are these babies who can’t take people not liking them?

Cops can just knock down the door.

Why would I leave a key under my mat for the cops in the first place?

My boomer parents were the same.

We had an exceptional experience.