Shame-antic versioning

This is great, but I love that he gave the school kids of New York an actual, honest-to-god snow day. No remote class, no logging on.

I’d love to know what the economic ROI is on paying people that much to clear snow. I bet it’s huge in NYC.

He was okay when I explained that the custom Magento plugin was written in Bulgarian and I had to translate it before attempting to understand the convoluted mess I’d been given.

I had a client who thought I was a miracle worker for changing the color of every link on the site in under an hour.

Then he got mad because it took me three days to add one field to a form.

I barely remember it. I was pretty high at the time.

I’ve still got the import papers for mine, tucked in his old uniform

Not trans but I see how it’s an allegory. You live your life with how people expect you to be, while in reality you’re in a goo-filled pod pretending to be normal. You know there’s something wrong but you can’t put your finger on it until someone shows you.

It goes to show how deep gender dysphoria is. It’s not just how you present to other people, but how you exist in the real universe, not the projection that society places on everyone, enforced by secret forces that are so deep in the bedrock of reality that they possess the bodies of anyone to enforce their wills.

Also now I get why trans folks use the term eggs.

(Man my high school English teachers would be proud of me for this.)

At this point I want a nuclear war. At least I won’t have to wake up early tomorrow.

Thanks, no shellfish please

Do you want to eat or do you want to afford rent next month? Maybe the machine has more pigeons to count.

Humans have managed to kill millions of each other and start a mass extinction. I’m happy to give the machines a chance.

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot and Wil can pull off confused.

With the squid machines doing hip hop dances in the background

Counting pigeons sounds nice. Out in nature, lots of fresh air, and you can afford food because you’re making twice what you make at the grocer.

Agents my dude. Idiots let the AI into their Venmo and shit.

What if the AI are better employers than capitalists and we just end up working for them?

Will Smith would have been disastrous in The Matrix and now I want to see it

Oh man, Weird Al would have done an awesome spoof called “All the Allergies”

I remember figuring out how to boot my computer late at night to resume downloads then shut down before my dad woke up in the morning.