Journal of Vibes-Based Medicine

Bigfoot emits 5G waves which are turning people into furries

Thise boner pills are just as important to the US Military mission of raping and pillaging brown countries as the bombs they drop, don’t you dare taking them away.

What no Hegel does to a MFer

Now to be fair, they’re both Epstein guys.

Maybe we’re not so different

Guy who only ever plays human fighter justifying doing it again

People say that, but kids under 16 probably aren’t the majority of people spending thousands in gachas. They usually don’t have money, save for the ones who steal their parents’s credit card.

He got better cause he had sex with a bug.

Don’t be ridiculous. As the Commander in Chief of the United States he’s also an international terrorist

Adulthood is when no one rewards you for eating chips 😔

At least four end of days. Y2K, Maiyan 2012, Rasputin’s 2013, and that Christian Fundie quadruple moon eclipse one.

This is why you put glyphs of warding on the merchandise

Today I honor Cowbee’s Sisyphean task of explaining that production/trade and capitalism are two different things 🫡

Welcome back, John McCain 🫡

Just war criminal things

Best argument for using Windows I’ve ever encountered tbh

I did have fun with the novelty of moving multiple screens around like Minority Report but it really is just a novelty at this point

There are like 5 of them, and at least one spinoff.

Super Meat Boy also broke 1M, and I don’t see anyone talking about it these days either. It’s not really the same metric out was back then

“Making fun of me is antisemitic”