So it’s a narc, but if you’re racist

It’s always the ones you most expect

Of course, sir. Your 45 thousand will be deposited after we take the service fee

Dunno about the conclusion here, the Classic republican were also transphobic pieces of shit. The party being taken over by the (more) openly fascist wing that had always been there didn’t change their opinion much in this particular case. Likewise, the people burning records that mention climate change are the same who brought snowballs to Congress, they just got more upfront about it.

Yeah but if you ignore some of the most heinous atrocities ever perpetrated he’s a nice guy

Me sowing: Hell yeah this is great

Me reaping: This is not us. What a somber moment in world history 😔

I’m picturing 200 dems walking slowly chanting “we shall overcome” on the way to brunch. George Bush is there. No one tips.

That’s why me and my friend Saddam have been hiding deep underground. We still haven’t found a way to block neutrinos yet, but I’ll keep everyone posted.

With checks and balances, of course. Our infallible forefathers planned this flawless 2-party system and I won’t hear anything else from you commie propagandists

Well, we’re waiting.

Man, in his hubris, tried to make cured meats that would reach the Heavens.

Sorry, I can’t hear your judgement here in my pillow fortress

Are we about to delve into the legal status of squat cobbler

If we glaze enough billionaires it’ll be us pulling the trigger one day

Might run into trouble with UIs as well, but the heart wants what the heart wants.

Personally, I think the Deck is too big for my tastes, but the beauty of the ecosystem is that anyone can make one while still having almost all the Deck features.

I’d love to have a Vita or even PSP sized Steam handheld with a great screen for smaller titles, but that comes with its own problems

Then I’d have to wear clothes.

Unless…?

Gut: The bacteria are saying we need sugar

Brain: This is now my primary directive

You’re into some weird shit but I respect it

stubs toe

DAMN YOU PUTIN