my brain autocorrected it to “vast,” but I like “fast majority” as a phrase

to be fair, i thought asmongold and penguinz0 were the same person, and that cr1tikal was a seperate, equally shit-headed person. My poor brain-- so the “woo lets go baby” guy is a decent dude? and its the other guy that has a rat corpse alarm clock? or am i still confused?

brb pressing the “fix the USA button” button, which will deploy the “fix the USA” button.

Parenthetical statements are so very useful (as they can denote a hierarchy of thoughts (and do many other things))! I love them.

backlog gamepass would be hype. Like, this whole thing is shit and old game should probably cycle into the public domain; if a corp put work into keeping old games playable, how cool would that be?

Are fractions not ratios?? I continue to be perplexed by the oddity of bad teachers’ thinking :(

If I didn’t learn to shut the fuck up and keep my head down, it would have happened to me, too.

I had one really good high school science teacher. He pushed the school to start a class with the curriculum of “what do y’all wanna learn.” I have never cared more about learning than trying to wrap my head around special relativity and the constant speed of light, or building rube goldbergs on the lab tables in the back. Imagine: kids want to enjoy learning! Fucking WOW! (little bit of spite there at the end)

>Take memes seriously and get in fights with strangers.

-Sidhean

Can i fistfight ChatGPT next? I bet I could kick its ass, too :p

Just secure the tip D: