Water is statistically extremely likely to be wet. Its almost certainly in contact with other water molecules, and therefore wet :)
I used camp on the “water isn’t wet” side, but I think this is even funnier, and dunking on pedants makes my pedantry superior /j
Could be – and has been – said about literally any abstraction. Some people still haven’t gotten over the fact that assembly is not the default system programming language anymore.
Kids these days-- we oughtta return to scratching our code straight into the rock with a stick. /kids these days
Should have set the microwave to More Magic
“Private Cloud” sounds like “our server. (that we have. in our military building.)”
Ah, maybe! I don’t have much experience with those kinds of article. If so, it probably nailed the tone such that I fell for it lmao
This feels like an article for non-tech Linux users who hate Windows and want their bias confirmed.
Ok, that’s what it felt like
It was the first one I got used to, and I haven’t had a reason to switch; it does what I want well enough. The best reason, though, is interjecting (I use mint btw) occasionally.
Oh, based, in that case. Fucking same
Yeah, that makes sense.
As in?
I dont think we’re trying to constructively critisize or reform the nazi party currently
None of it is satire, except in the way “You should be shot for watching Fox News” is satire.
It was a good sentence. Ow my brain /lmao
I’m pretty sure its saying they’re only recognizing Palesestine to make themselves look better.
not mutually exclusive
–John Halo
“Dead guys wife is hot. Kids, too.”
You’d be unironically compiling the New Bible. Conservatives love that kind of condescending, unfiltered hate
If you were beating your kids loud enough for me to hear, I’d hope they’d be taken away, too!
Ah yes, classic corpospeak: “All our doors have manual releases. We are considering adding a mechenical release to our door handles.”