SkaveRat

I know someone who bought a new laptop and complained that the display broke after only a couple weeks

It only showed a super dim display and the viewing angle sucked

I pressed the fancy new “privacy screen” button and it “worked flawlessly” again

Japan is super into lottery based sales. Even for things like concerts

Could be death metal lyrics

windows: “Can’t shut down because of the ‘Cant shut down’ notice”

me: “but…”

I’m rationing my greentexts. I only read one line a day

from 2022. Now both have his dicklett

but I’m le tired

If you listen closely, you can hear the heads of NSA people banging on their desks because of the funding stop

I’m waiting for the new version, fourierst

better than my searches

> how to kill orphan children

> unexplained zombies how to kill

world record crates on forklift

fyi, you can link with a ! to instances, and they get automatically converted to local user instance links:

[email protected]

only 435?

I’m disappointed with you, internet

They are doing that only for paying users for 10

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-supports-ends-on-october-14-2025-2ca8b313-1946-43d3-b55c-2b95b107f281

The one weird trick that makes clickbait work

Here. I’ve circled in the color white for you. Maybe it’s helpful imagining a shirt with that color

Found a lob listing that might interest you. They are looking for a bar manager at a new experimental ‘sky-dive’-bar in norway

now I get flashbacks to the time we did a company retreat at some holiday beach.

10 or so of our company go on a sailingboat party tour with another group: a very obvious bachlorettes party. a dozen or so woman, with one of them wearing a white bikini and head gown.

creepy-social-inept-dude from our company decided to try his luck. With the future bride of all people.

It was quite amusing and sad to watch

don’t hate on rodents

I had issues in like… 2010 or so. But not for about a decade