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Cake day: July 16th, 2023

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  • Car manufacturers could’ve used the example of an aircraft. Their primary flight display shows speed nicely with current speed, good indication of changes in speed, settings like cruise control and max speed all in one clean display. I’d prefer that one. But no, it’s not even an option of course.





  • If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and,

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.