I’ll believe it when I see it. I mean, Windows has a lot of auto-loading bloatware that Microsoft could cut, but I really doubt they’ll actually have the balls to cut any of it.

You can only tie with my AI, Ultra autocomplete: Version Infinity.

“If you just let the shark take a bite or two I’m sure it’ll become full and then… simply swim off.” says extremely stable genius.

They’re a bunch rich nepobabies who have failed upwards their whole life (as an example Swollen Testicles here is the heir to Lesser Evil snacks), they probably viewed this as yet another “smash and grab” corporate looting to use as a step up to their next jobs. I’m honestly skeptical that they’ll end up as fall guys, after all the Trump administration has shown that crime is legal as long as you’ve got a R next to your name.

I’m sure the jail sentence is just to soften him up for conscription.

Yep this is just Trump learning from the ballroom and leading with “Umm… actually my tacky multi billion dollar boondoggle is a vital security installation. We need it for national security and stuff.”

What are you talking about? The American auto industry has done plenty of innovations over the past decades. They’ve innovatively made trucks that are 6’ tall at the hood, and also have turned every brand of car into a SUV.

I don’t, it’s honestly pretty easy. Step one: don’t own a mobile phone.

The funny thing about Love Canal is that the Hooker Chemical was complying with the (entirely inadequate) environmental regulations of the day. While the containment was terrible, there was at least some containment of the toxic waste.

Then the Niagra Falls school board was like, “Hey that ‘Love Canal’ property you’ve got would be a great place for a new school” and Hooker chemical was like “No, that’s a terrible idea”. So the school board threatened to sue and just seize the land and Hooker chemical basically said “Okay, we’ll sell it to you for one dollar, on the condition that you don’t disturb the toxic waste and anything that goes wrong is on you”. Then the school board immediately bulldozed the land cutting open the clay containing the toxic waste turning a huge problem into a catastrophic problem.

Don’t get me wrong, Hooker was absolutely at fault, but IMO the school board is more to blame. It’s kinda like asking “Who do you blame, the guys who laid down a minefield, or the guys who decided to have a Riverdance jamboree on the site despite the warning signs?”

It’s just a firmware update guys, nothing to worry about.

Are we sure about this? I mean, there’s not much intelligence in the Trump administration, I find it doubtful what little they have would be worth that much.

Actually, thank you for asking this; with so much insanity coming from this administration I accepted it as real without question. However, after some searching it’s unfortunately a real Facebook post by a real asshole. (hopefully that works, Facebooks interface is such garbage)

Because Republicans hate education. Most of the maga crowd will cheer this as a way to get back at the “wokes”, or “intellectual elites”.

“I’ve got plenty of things to say!”

Probably the latter.

But will just adding AI alone be enough? I propose we also add “blockchain”, “the cloud” and “e-commerce” to ticket pricing in order to truly synergize profit dynamics.

IIRC this is kinda a “There the same picture” sort of situation, since most LLM’s lean heavily on Reddit as a source.

“Only I get to punch, if you hit back you’re a bully!” said a sniffling Trump.

Where morons?

Toss in a leave of absence after the embarrassing Zoom layoff fiasco, a whistleblower lawsuit (it was dropped), an investigation from the Securities and Exchange Commission (nothing came of it), a disastrous 2023 SPAC merger that sent the company’s stock cratering 93% and years of mounting losses … it’s a minor miracle that Garg lasted this long as CEO.

But Garg says he was just about to deliver on the company’s unlikely turnaround.

“I was just about to hit it big!” claims man who lost life savings at roulette table.