FORGET EPSTEIN BRO! PLEASE BRO!! PLEASE FORGET EPSTEIN!!!

Something something… government waste!! shakes fist

I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

This is the answer I choose to accept.

“Can I enter your home to arrest you?”

“I don’t know officer squints eyes …can you?”

I thought it was makeup?

Wait a second people genuinely think magenta is pink?

Thought? Get out of here with your radical bullshit.

If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.