I’d say it’s no laughing matter but my wife and I joke about her strokes all the time

*Oedipus

Life begins at 30

Get off my lawn.

I went to Stanford

It has lovely bike paths and the Rodin sculpture garden is free

Wow, they’re almost people

That’s not possible, you’d only be …

Oh.

Yeah, for old people whose olfactory senses have gone

There’s no reason for the fence to exist.

They like pissing on the floor?

The car’s name is Ricky?

The motivations are purely dogmatic. Buggy and incomplete implementations have no place in mainstream distros.

I just use whatever trash and old computer parts I have lying around.

That means the drugs are working.

Hulkscriber SMASH!

Chicken eggs do

Then you’ll just be spending all your time cutting hair out of your Roomba’s rollers.

Somehow, I forgot about charging cables.

When was hot-swapping batteries normal? What was the backup power source? I’d only ever seen normally swappable batteries where the phone would need to power off and back on.

Ha, ha!