Always thought libertarians didn’t watch nearly enough 90s anime. So much of it was evil corporations and Cyberpunk about evil corporations.

I don’t want him dead. I want him poor enough to need a gofundme when his drug abuse takes its toll.

New skill unlocked: “Lie with energy and in a few years fact checking becomes diabolical.”

Foxes, outdoor cats and my dog wouldn’t agree to to this plan. The other day I saw a giant ass snake too. I thought it was someone’s escape pet… apparently those fuckers are normal and everyone who grew up here thought I was being hysterical. Also, if I’m being 100% honest, those chickens would be neglected if they lived in my yard.

Y’all don’t understand. We had to learn you don’t have to rewind DVDs before returning them. It was stressful.

People on Archer seem extra durable. As long as the main cast stays far far away should be great.

I don’t know. I saw Hannibal. Serial killers are excellent at time management, very flexible with their sleep schedules, and they are in peak physical condition.