Especially with a black powder derringer.

A colt .45 to the coconut is much faster.

Vandalism as a public service

I love this. They are solar powered so everything would work. All you need is a post hole digger to build a little flock forest.

May he choke on a bag of dicks

No, because it still collects data from every wireless device in range.

They were at my house all night anyway

You can mail a check but postage aint free

Don’t let them settle! Slay the beast!

A gentle reminder that legal does not mean moral.

Tell that to my HOA!

Thats just awful.

/s

Always use protection

Orders to fire on shipwreck survivors for a recent real world example.

Arrrrrr

Take that back pay and bounce

The cafeteria at our school is free for everyone.

Trans deez nuts, or lack thereof.

Screw a ham?

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Shit I need to memorize this speech