Look look look, we just gotta keep taking the moral high road and meeting them in the middle. Eventually they’ll help us out. They can’t keep pulling the football like Lucy with Charlie Brown EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Thank you for reading my new cookbook “I Can’t Believe I Shit My Pants… AGAIN?!”

Yeah, turns out that lead in gasoline ain’t so great for the brain. I remember being oddly fascinated the first time I saw the correlation of lead being pulled from gas and violent crime plummeting 30 years later. You can see it in graphs from all across the world and can damn near set your watch to it.

They say you have to bury a farmer 10 feet down to prevent their arm from popping out of the ground to collect another handout.

Oh, they know when they see it. Its anything that isn’t blindly falling in line with the party line. Simple as.

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“Don’t Tread On Me!” cry the people who are salivating to tread on anyone else.