Once had someone call the tech support hotline asking why their computer has a file called dsexchange.exe. They pronounced it D-sex-change and now I can’t unsee it.

Pretty sure that means they’re corporations too.

I’m fine. That’s just my resting face now.

Will he finally be able to vote?

Silence! I concur.

That’s going on my next resume

Paging Papa Smurf

“While Nintendo has trademarked the use of Super Mario worldwide under numerous categories, including video games, clothing and toys, it appears the company did not specifically state anything about the names of supermarkets.”

Kind of a legal version of the Air Bud rule.

I don’t remember asking Elon Musk a goddamn thing!

Feel like Kool Aid Man would have been a more helpful addition to the team

Will y’all marry me?