It’s not a spaceship, it’s a videogame.

About freaking time

Hmm hm ok.

And which country do you live in?

Zing!

If you don’t have autorun on you just hold the stick all the way in one direction.

Do you think Nintendo would announce that?

You’re looking at the en-ca page. You’re in Canada. It’s CAD.

How do you not know which country you’re in?

Im not going to riot over this guy, sorry.

Oh there will be law. Just not the law we’re used to.

Shocker?
Nope.

Worst part is there’s going to be someone even more incompetent after him and no one will even remember this guy in a few weeks

Why would you trim thier nails? Get a scratch post and a pad. Wtf

You’re so smart. I actually do live inside the internet.

“dont do anything” isn’t a viable solution.

This is literally the opposite of standing around jerking eavh other.

They are, but they’re doing it through destructive actions. This prevents any actions for awhile.

Posting edgy comments on a forum is not being published.

“i was so upset i almost climbed through the window and broke all of your plates”

I don’t think you understand that they’re pushing against Trump by doing this.

It’s do that, or drop it all together.
If they need to newspeak then I say go for it.