Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.

I left them a 1 star review, too, but it was because of showing ads in their app. Unfortunately they’re the best headphones I’ve tried.

Yep

Yep. Where did you find the old apk?

1. Hit head on desk.
2. If image persists, return to step 1.

Rimocracy

The app for my headphones has an AI assistant in it now. My headphones.

Later Jesus was forced to walk across Legos by the Romans

Octopus Launcher has been great so far!

Are these ads context dependent? I’d love to see what it would come up with for this.

Is the middle prong not for perineum stimulation?

For me, this was the post.

Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?

I’ve seen these images well before LLMs were around.

It’s not a joke. I’m not personally into it, but a few people enjoy it.

Did you know your urethra can also taste spicy? Try sounding a Thai chili pepper!

The name is Grey. Gandalf the Grey.

I think it’s also that some people who take up a cause (or a way of living, or whatever you want to call it) feel the need to one up others doing the same. It’s a form a bringing yourself up by pulling others down, which isn’t a good way to exist.

I joined a group of people who wanted to eat more vegan/vegetarian. It was going fairly well, but then a guy joined the group who kept shaming us for eating any animal products, and a lot of us (myself included) dropped out. Shame.

I’ve started eating more fatty, sustainable fish, both for my health as well at the environment, and less red meat. Trying to do what I can.

Cocktails are $20 a pop. Hell, mocktails are like $15 a pop and they don’t contain alcohol.