Most of his voters don’t buy new cars.

Good work. Not everything has to be jokey.

Yes, only American military veterans did bad things.

Didn’t check the instance I was on. My bad. I’ll let y’all get back to it.

This is the best advice for dealing with zoomers.

Where does it say they can’t buy $250,000,000 in Trump coins?

As GOP has a super majority in Kentucky, they can override the veto the next time they meet.

I think it’s wary, not weary. Could go either way, I guess.

Not technically a loophole. I’ll allow it.

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

I mixed up my phrasing on a shit post.

Is it though?

Good thing he doesn’t keep pizza places in his contact list. Imagine inviting Hungry Howie to your encrypted war chat.

Because unlike fiber, which you can install and reasonably expect to work with minimal maintenance or other costs for years, Starlink has a guaranteed revenue stream by way of planned obsolescence. We will be constantly launching satellites to keep up replacement of the ones that are deorbitted, and that cost will naturally be passed on to the taxpayer.

Not that fiber installs aren’t also a grift. After all, how many times has the American taxpayer paid for rural broadband?

On the Sword Coast, I’m becoming a light cleric so fast.

You can have both.

Nice.

Hoping to kick off a war when a bomb does slip through the cracks.

I wonder. Maybe Julian Bashir, from Deep Space Nine?

Were you perhaps thinking of his dad, Steve Beshear?

Fuck I loved Community.

What was the last big awful thing that wiped out entire populations?