Y’all need to simmer down.

It’s called dialect, you sumbitch. Sometimes folks be typin’ like they talkin’, it ain’t the end of the world.

Hey, it’s Bizarro Kramer.

Damn, and my kid just asked for 30 dolls for Christmas.

See, I don’t know. He’s been posting about cutting funding, so I could see him turning it on expecting to see a bunch of queers making out with ostriches or whatever the fuck he thinks goes on at PBS but instead got an idea. Which is kind of sweet, if you think about it. That’s so PBS, they can’t help but educate even if the viewer is a fascist penis wrinkle.

Literally.

How’s the road noise?

Hmm, based on a true story or inspired by real events?

I’m not sure how you could have helped. Positive energy? Good vibes our way?

You know what you gotta do here, Indiana Jones.

Custom bidet for washing the taint paint off.

Anything that’s part of a log. That includes bark, I imagine.

Edit: we still cool bro

Wow, this is a very good point because as we all know it’s impossible for a saw to cut bark.

Aren’t yours?

Why is dude bare handed touching my ice cream?

Just like a Google search, I don’t even want it now.

You mean your cheese slices don’t have more than 4 points?

Yeah, longest tines wins.

Will they bag groceries into reusable bags, or are you using plastic bags?

Unelected judges?