We all know what comes after that supreme court ruling…

ARRRRROOOOOOO!

Republicans accidentally solving climate change arc HERE WE GOOOOOO

Needs some photocopier burns to complete the process!

Honestly I just want some ideas for mixing up my style. I’m jealous of my wife and daughter for all of the fun dresses and jewelry and whatnot they can do but masculine outfits don’t really allow for many options

As someone who carries a set of wired earbuds “just in case” I get that

You could also just get a Tangara

https://www.crowdsupply.com/cool-tech-zone/tangara

I’m gonna need to see some math on how kids cost 100,000 because that doesn’t at all add up with what I’ve spent for my two kids so far

Actually they’re right that the clothing and diapers aren’t that expensive. I saw my costs increase by about $100 per month when I added a new child to the family. Diapers are like $20ish bucks a month, and baby clothes outlast their wearers so you can find them for less than a dollar per garment at garage sales and thrift stores, often still with the tags on them. Or free if you have friends/family with slightly older kids who can pass you what they’ve outgrown. When my kids were babies the biggest expense was formula, but that was because my wife couldn’t produce milk and they both were very sensitive and needed specific formula that didn’t upset their stomachs (I also happened to have both kids right when formula shortages were beginning which was extra fun)

The real expenses are childcare and healthcare of course. Both children cost the entire out of pocket maximum from our insurance (5 and 8 thousand dollars specifically) and we haven’t even tried looking at childcare costs and have my wife out of work instead

Does she have the eyesight to see the quality difference?

Except Google has been optimizing for natural language questions for the last decade or so. Try it sometime, it’s really wild

Or they can share the one dude who showers regularly and doesn’t listen to incel nonsense

Wait THAT’S the trans episode that everyone says is super-transphobic? In the context of being released in 2008 it’s perfectly fine. There’s probably be a few things that should be different if it were made today (and honestly, its been a few years since I’ve seen it so I might be not remembering some important yikes moment or something) but my takeaway was always that Douglas is still an asshole and April is an amazing woman who can do so much better than him

Edit to add: Honestly far worse is the Aunt Irma plotline. Most of the jokes are that “haha these guys are acting like girls” and that plot honestly kinda fell flat because of it

I mean, the IT Crowd ran for 5 seasons while actually being funny to people working in the field it portrays, unlike Big Bang Theory which many nerds (not just physicists) find un-funny

This picture just makes me want an apple so badly

Pretty sure there’s an xkcd comic joking about the backup speech in case they returned with more astronauts than they left with

In case you don’t know, it’s from the film Oh Brother Where Art Thou. The film is an absolute trip, and it’s a modern retelling of Homer’s Odyssey but set in depression era US South. Great music and honestly just a completely hard to predict movie at every twist and turn

My dentist was similar. I heard so much Tom Petty and Van Halen on my dentist trips

I believe you mistyped “military-aged males”

Where I live Aldi is the only store that actually has any workflow that makes sense for reusable bags. All of my reusable bags have been repurposed for storing contents of “ADHD doom boxes” so I now just have multiple bags of Aldi paper bags which float between my car, my office and the reusable bag storing spot at home, and I’ll either buy a couple more bags when I forget or just keep reusing them until they’re entirely worn out and get tossed into the recycling bin. I think I may have accidentally stumbled upon the best possible solution for my situation because I end up reusing single-use paper bags dozens of times before they get recycled (and because they’re paper they’ll actually break down within my lifetime unlike the single-use plastic bags that hold less)