this makes me wonder if deaf people who read the captions on TV understand accents/pronunciation or if they just smile-and-nod

omg I want that as a bumper sticker so bad

my first assumption is being more wealthy than 95% of the population is immoral
But if hypothetically if everyone had 5 million and you have 5 million + one, I wouldn’t say having $1 more is immoral.

idk, that’s an interesting question. That’s gonna be in my head for a while lol

JD is the reverse of when you call over the tech savvy friend to fix an issue and it magically starts working

no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn’t have a problem with it?

when life asks you if violence is the answer, you BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN with the LEMON BOMBS‼️‼️

I’m gonna try without letting autocorrect fix it: nessicary

edit :(

users instance checks out

what topics are being banned?

I work at a grocery store and honestly I didn’t even bat an eye, the first thing I thought about was how to bag it.

In case you’re wondering if we care about what you’re buying the only (non regular) customer that I remember is one Irish guy who would crack jokes about his ex wife on a roadtrip. Don’t fully remember but my God he made like 4 zingers in a row and I about cried laughing at like 7:30am

edit: oh and I learned about a new pasta last week, that was cool

oh I see, thanks for responding though

shave everything with a single blade and don’t bleed

I’m not who you were replying to, but I recently got a straight razor and have been cutting myself every time I try it, I don’t really understand how to use it. Could you give some tips?

currently I use shaving cream on my legs then run along against the growth, but any time I have a slight bump or even the fingerprint like ridges on my knees it will cut the top off. I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong, is this just how it’s supposed to work or am I doing it incorrectly?

ok, Rapetosaurus

like porn? how would you setup porn in a vm? still confused 😭

as God intended o7

few Linux isos, actual Linux isos

like shitpost OSes?

past the first few chapters it got a bit confusing, but the train trolly thing was like a maze and I kept going in circles for so long 😵‍💫

it’s a fair assumption because I… uh… do…

have some little ones on my knuckles from recent cats, but my only large scar was from my childhood cat.

RIP Rover, went outside one day and never came back 🥲

edit: I’m just now realizing people IRL probably think I did self harm to get that scar lmao

This one’s pretty controversial, but if you’ve never played it before,

Half Life 1

It’s really confusing and enemies will pop out of nowhere and kill you instantly. Not really fun imo, but then again I AM playing it for the first time 27 years after it came out 😂

I’m sure Black Mesa is more intuitive though.