Counting or not counting sports-related injuries?

Can I get in on this too?

No real secret there.

[unfinished game experiences performance issues]

Who would have thought.

It wasn’t so much of a memo as it was a script

Impeachments to this administration are as effective as restraining orders are to wife batterers.

Literally 1984

Wild ARMS 3 Godzilla: Save the Earth

Can’t be any worse than how badly Rivian fumbled Tesla’s downfall

God, I really wish Subaru would just make their own EVs in-house instead of slapping their logo on a bunch of Toyotas

That’s also how Heat Exhaustion develops into Heat Stroke.

Some losses are a hard gut punch, others are a mild tickle

God forbid a man initiate a Bid for Connection

Democrats are the Eddard Stark to Republicans Cersei Lannister

Legitimately surprised that he hasn’t staged another “assassination attempt”, it worked so well for him last time.