Mfw the goat is goated

Loosing what? A volley of arrows? I don’t generally care about small typos like this, but it’s always fun to be the reason an elitist prick is losing at elitism.

Writing this comment as a reminder to myself that the humanest possible execution method for billionaires is ∆P incidents. We should really resume loading them onto improvised submarines.

What if I call you a stinky moid? 🥺🥺🥺

Ooh! Can I get that tag too pls 🥺

Leg disabled

Cope, seethe, mald 💅

Gotta remember to use the right concentration of bleach.

By sibling in satan, you are the one who posted an unnecessarily contrarian comment as a top-level reply in this thread and then getting all bent outta shape upon being corrected.

😔

Could you please at least do me the courtesy of putting a bullet in my head before you choke the internet with slop masquerading as greentexts?

You. They’re booing you.

They’re forcing a decision between two less desirable solutions when a better one already existed solely because it enables them to sell more shit. Removal of the 3.5mm jack is enshittification on a hardware level and people shouldn’t go around making excuses for it.

Elon Musk is a tripfag? I don’t buy it tbh. That idiot is way too thin-skinned.
People like to say he’s got the sense of humour of a 4channer, but between his obsession with ancient memes like Doge and saying shit like “I am become meme,” I dunno what they’re on about, he’s not even a redditor. He’s the guy who wishes he was 2014 reddit, back when that meme was relevant and that site couldn’t stop glazing him. That’s even more fucking pathetic than having a registered account on 4chan.

So yea, I think the above is just 4chan being 4chan and someone’s having a laugh by impersonating him and saying a bunch of unhinged technofascist bullshit in the process. Idk

Okay? You’re not the one asking for a headphone jack tho??? Pointless comment.

I thought that was mastodon. Do they have a lemmy instance as well?

Australian magpies aren’t corvids. European ones are.

I’m not here in good faith? Bro you entered this thread with a whataboutism, and everyone here agrees that what you went through is horrible and should never happen, but it appears to some of us as though you’re operating with the intent of conceptually separating domestic abuse and gender from each other, which is unhelpful because it’s usually built in no small part upon gendered dynamics. Jesus fuck

No, but weaponising that fact to shut down discussions about gender issues is a shit thing to do.

Like yeah, that’s terrible, and you’re choosing to use that to invalidate other people who go through that? Wow.

It’s giving “All Lives Matter”