“what happens when your wildest dreams and most horrifying nightmares collide in an explosion of flaccid stupefaction”

“This is the sort of sex film you show teenagers to encourage abstinence because it just makes the act of fornication seem so repulsive, so utterly disgusting that it seems unthinkable to perform”

“the boner-killer of all time … Only a psychopath or possibly a replicant could withstand let alone enjoy a document so barren or unflinching in its contempt for humanity”