What was the 200 for?

I’m now tempted to do this for all several thousand commits in the main branch, and at the very least create a better changelog.

It’s fine, the reviewer doesn’t have time to actually look at the code anyway. Lgtm, ship it.

Noone reads the email.

My update isn’t exciting but it is important. I need people to know this stuff or I’ll be fielding questions on it for the next 6 months as everyone individually discovers the changes.

I’m not going to spend time rewriting my update to sound thrilling and engaging in order to attract the eyes of the lowest common denominators attention span.

So we have a meeting, everyone listens, and if they say afterwards that they weren’t told or weren’t paying attention, there’s a recording of the zoom call so they can try again.

It’s work, if it were fun and enjoyable 100% of the time we wouldn’t be paid to be there.

It ruins things for everyone in your local area though. Fatburgs aren’t localised to your landlords house.

Pay attention. Significantly more cars can make it through the lights per “green” if everyone moves as soon as they can. You’re creating extra stationery traffic for everyone.

Good idea. I may try it myself during allergy season.

Does it work?

Citation needed

Defenestrated

Most locks are not designed to keep people out of something. They’re to clearly state that they’re not welcome.

I’ve decided not to try to live up to “my potential”, it was depressing and unrewarding when I tried.

Not the person who built the step?

Ask Lt Tasha Yar

I’m a bit confused about why this is upvoted and surprising. Are we saying that “cooking food” is some kind of life hack now?

Why is this a jpg?

Saved in /dev/null which I’ve discovered has infinite storage space for write-once-read- never data.

All of mine are called do_thing() because after a few days of working on it, the scope creep always means the original name was wrong anyway.

“Damnit my airpods have paired with my phone instead of my laptop again.”

“I… n’t receive… doc from… until yester… will repl… … rry the batteries in… pods dying… rejoin call on my phone.”

Fucking airpods. I hate them and I’ve never even owned any.