You’re going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren’t you?

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I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

I have nipples

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

Sadly my job requires signed papers from each employee to be on file for the state AG department. It’s an enormous waste.

Just bought a brother laser for my job. Damn toner ran out on day 1. I printed 400 pages but still… Oh brother

Have you tried just asking him out?

I also made most of those shots I didn’t take

In my mind

Ooh I’ll take some addy too. Been too long and I need to clean my fuckin house.