My shirt 110 camera had a plug(boot?) that you could stick a bar of eight flash bulbs in to. Every picture triggered a super satisfying ‘snick!’ and one of the bulbs would be blown out.

I guess that’s better than igniting a pile of phosphorous for illumination, but, what a waste!

I’m a millennial and I remember when Abraham Lincoln walked past the window at school and smiled and waved.

He was going to the bathroom.

My dad had an expensive as hell Olympus point and shoot with this. It was so fucking annoying. Took like a half minute for a snap shot and I’d be blind from all the strobing.

You beat me to it. It was so satisfying to brute force the… Advancement square(?) between each shot. Made me feel like a spy, even though the camera was being blue and my sister had covered it with stickers of holographic dolphins.

There was a brief surge in the 10s where disposable film cameras were given out as party favors at weddings.

Edit: Meant to comment on a comment further down.

I can’t wait to see how Gen Delta turns out.

You totally stole this explanation from Tik Tok, zoomer. I bet you don’t even know how to launch Netscape from command line. /S

As a Xennial, this terrifies me, but I’m thankful I’m old enough to dodge the draft when the first round happens.

I hope I never have to utilize the skills GI Joe taught me.

I immediately jumped to magical thinking and every person you took a picture of was robbed of blood.

Before anyone asks, yes, I’m on the line with RL Stine as we speak.

: Takes a sip of a juice pouch:

It is true. A millennial becomes more bitter with age.

: smacks tongue, eyes roll back as though recalling a childhood memory:

But millennials have these… : swishes liquid millennial over palate:

Bracing tannins that challenge you and require further observation.

: Looking at cup:

And he pondered, how DID he find himself at some sort of pre-historic blood ritual? Was this not his beautiful wife? Was this not his beautiful car?

Don’t leave me high. Don’t leave me dry-igh-igh…

Pissed the hell out of my boomer photography enthusiast dad. Somehow, I ruined every photo he took off me.

Oh man, this is worse than the time my friends had me order a burger with Fromunda cheese…

You can kind of use it like ‘y’all’.

Wait, what’s ligma?

‘If I get rid of the people that don’t like me, my score will go up!’

Eeerectin’ a sentry!

Number 2.

Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.

Can we join forces and spam X with a flood of Informative deep fakes of select individuals?

Offering a medal for baby making while erasing women’s achievements in science and leadership is definitely sending a message.