Offering a medal for baby making while erasing women’s achievements in science and leadership is definitely sending a message.

I posit that if we add a spoiler with 20" rims and a high flow muffler, this block of marble will surely take flight.

Ehm, on paper I agree, but you’ve witnessed the generation that came out of the post WW2 baby boom, right?

What were they called?

That’s one hell of a gestation period.

I always felt like it was a show for moms of geeks and nerds that missed their kids once they moved out.

The Zune was the superior mp3 player.

Before it was rebuilt in the 90s, the MLB stadium in my part of town just had an open trough along a wall with water constantly trickling down it. No dividers.

I can’t remember if the toilet stalls still had doors or not, just that it was the foulest rest room I’d ever used until I started working at music festivals.

Thanks! I was looking for witchesvsTHEpatriarchy for some reason.

Subbed.

I want there to be a witchesvspatreiarchy here, but I’m a dude and it’d be messed up if I started it.

A question for the ages… Or is it?

Jus a sammich, innit?

It is you who do not see…

The onion is the lube, the onion is life.

I’ll ask my priest.

This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.

Man, the suburban house I grew up in would have been so badass if it had been surrounded by a multi tier porch fortress rather than a lawn.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

I’ll get you THIS time, Sonic.

Monocultures such as lots with nothing but one kind of grass choke out local wild life. It is more beneficial to your local biome to have a variety of native plants taking up this place.

Also, immaculate green squares of grass with maybe a couple ornamental bushes are very boring and last century. Why spend time and money nurturing a sterile cookie cutter lot around your home when you can have a colorful, useful lot that nourishes you as well as local plants and animals?

Depending on where you live, grass lawns are often very wasteful when it comes to water usage as well.

This is all a moot point if you have a draconian HOA that will fine you for not having a lot that looks exactly like your neighbors. Maybe try to not move to a place like that.

One of the first viral vids I saw was the Harry Potter Puppet sing-along: https://youtu.be/Tx1XIm6q4r4