I don’t doubt it, so I’m drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

Haven’t you heard? Autocracy is all the rage these days. Just where have you been, darling?

Crazy, right wing politian, sold out Argentina to privitize. Stocks went up at first, but was soon met with out of control inflation. Now he has to cancel diplomatic trips abroad to deal with the dumpster fire he stoked back home.

Also pay attention to the arc of Argentina over the last few years.

True! And what a way to find out you’re into pegging.

Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?