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You hold your sandwiches like this? Weirdo…

She Baroque her neck.

Your sister was still being served cereal bought by her parents in her twenties?

She really gotta have her Pops. (jaws notes)

I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app, Anon. How am I suppose to launch this game if I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app?

Apps that can’t stand on their own should be deleted, whether it’s nefarious or not.

Persona 5 requires some thought. Don’t play it tired.

I’ve see residential roads with frequent speed bumps. That caused a noticeable change.

Unfortunately the water is no longer heated.

Shit’s getting real in Honey’s legal department.

What they need is another Super Mario 3D World, that isn’t a port from a previous system. Bowser’s Fury is a half game.

Odyssey is fantastic, but 3D World is a pitch-perfect three-dimensional adaptation of the original platformer.

LOL! They’re not even pretending to be a news outlet anymore.

(Let’s see how many people miss the projecting by saying I’m missing the “joke”.)

Make DEVELOPERS pay a subscription and remind them they don’t actually own the content voice actors lease to them?

How diabolically just.

To paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy’s bit about men losing their hair:

“You will never hear a competent business owner say ‘I hate trans!’ Because as long as you’re a good worker, we like you! And we’re not going to say anything that’ll make you get up and leave.”

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