Bragging rights.

Traipsing home just in time to start rustling up breakfast for the menfolk.

”Sometimes you’re better off dead,
there’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointed at your head.
You think you’re mad, too unstable,
kicking in chairs and knocking down tables…”

The restaurant scene in Goodfellas, but it’s just a normal day at Olive Garden and nothing bad happens.

“How could you forget about something like a period?”

And then I’m taken completely by surprise every spring when I remember I have terrible allergies.

If you’re still online…

Me and my brother had a trio of gerbils. One of them died from depression. He was in the same cage as the others, he was treated with love like the others, he just stopped eating and died.

The other two didn’t give a single fuck.

What about the R.O.U.S.?

That’s a surfboard.

Emergency? Nah, Northern Lights!

Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit

The Cranberries are way hornier than that.

This looks more like Tin Tin.

That’s a start I guess, but the joy of their games is playing them on the phone.

“Your foster parents are dead.”

Damn, how long has it been now? A decade? I’ve been playing this game almost as long as Minecraft. And just like Minecraft I feel a little guilty having only paid for it once. It’s worth twice whatever they’re charging.

This is one of the best pick-up/put-down time wasters. except it’s not a waste of time, it’s stays very fresh and engaging.

I really wish Mini Motorways wasn’t locked to Apple Arcade. Can you hear me, Dinosaur Polo? RELEASE MOTORWAYS AS A BUYABLE APP!

I’m plastic Kawasaki keyboard on top of the C64 keyboard old.

Verses Mode, Free-For-All pooping.

In a lot of public stalls in Japan, the outer end of the door is rounded. And the wall it connects to when closed is concaved. So even though there’s a gap to allow the door to open and close freely, there no direct line of sight.