How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

The suit is not finished, but we’ll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!

I want to see proof that there’s no worm in his knuckle.

And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir…nah get in the box!

Colbert didn’t even break a sweat.

AOC is #1

When the Japanese finally get their teeth generation DNA therapy going, everyone will be after these fish for starter scaffolds.

No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!

Good news everyone!!!

Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!

He doesn’t care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.

Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?

Its solves a Google problem…how can it get more of your money?

Doggie wallet! You give your pet a monthly Google allowance to spend on Google, and then watch how happy he is to spend it on fortnight and rowblox.

Wow! Very nice going TimApple!

What could this guy do that could be illegal and punishable? What?

I’m afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.

Yup. My current one is dying and I’m using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don’t care how badly they try to waste my battery, I’m not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I’m prepared to not use a phone until there’s a reasonably priced Linux phone.

He probably was murdered or badly hurt. So that’s probably why…they can’t habeas corpus.

Big red flag:

No!, I say Rip, not reap.

I say, let them rip what they sowed.