

Sorry, we need two electrons with identical spin and orbitals. Better check the place across town.
Ah yes, the old “send the new guy out to buy an isotropic antenna and an electron trap” on their first day
Well, why didn’t Batman just kill the Joker? He’s had plenty of opportunities…
Dear Hitler,
KYS.
Sincerely, the good guys
‘Aurenkin’ is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.
Yeah, but what will impress Jodie Foster?
Would you like to say a few words?
Yeah, fuck them for trying
Trump is America’s self-inflicted gunshot wound
The size of small Easter eggs (you know, the ones about as big as grapes)
Revenge for that time he re-wrapped coloured foil around grapes as Easter eggs?
It is not a “death tax” it’s a tax on unearned, undeserved income