Welcome to Lemmy. First time here?

We were being told that many, many years before you were born, kiddo.

Your brain hurts because it was forced to think :(

Nice to see you absolving yourself of any responsibility for importing the culture.

Yesterday I ordered a pizza from dominos. The delivery driver took almost 5 minutes just to park and grab the pizza from his back seat. I was wondering wtf was going on, so I opened the door and saw him hobbling toward my steps with a cane. The man was at least 70. I quickly ran to get my wallet and tipped him whatever cash I had on hand. The pizza didn’t taste as good as it usually did.

Lmao the pearl clutching is absolutely sending me. Not only is their comment hilarious, the reaction in this thread is gold, too. Never change, Lemmy weirdos.

Sounds like a skill issue.