Oh yeah baby America is so back

Your parents put it together. Batteries not included.

They’re focusing on short-term profitability hemorrhaging slightly less money, as other commenters mentioned.

Quick nitpicky fix. The only way they don’t lose shit tons of money is if they shut down completely.

Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking

Motion to rename the crotch to the legpit

Why do we have armpits and no legpits?

The craziest part of this story is that it didn’t take place in Florida

“To bake a calcium fluoride, you must first invent the universe.”

Even IF it works, it doesn’t mean shit if they can’t manufacture at scale.

$100 million Series B led by Bain Capital Crypto

The article paints some glowing picture of success and excellence from this move, as if VC doesn’t expect some huge return on investment from a service which hasn’t made a dime. “They’ll make money on premium subscriptions and business services”…. Right, ok.

“We’re rolling out tasteful, relevant, safe ads” in 5…4…3…

So he could tie one to his belt, as was the style at the time.

Kagi news

$20 firm, I know what I got

I bet you also time travel into the future

I’ve seen things, man….

I’ve had inception dreams several times, which does indeed make me question my sanity.

The Gobba Ghoul

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

You scaringed the fuck out of me