How video games render grass:

I may be speaking from experience. I only pour grease into cans and foil now.

Don’t pour hot grease in a glass jar or it’ll shatter and spill hot grease all over your counter and then when you grab a flimsy piece of plastic from the recycling and try to push it on to stop the spill and the plastic collapses and hot grease goes all over your forearm and gives you 2nd degree burns and your floor is covered in broken glass you will regret it.

Cookie

Apply butthole directly to the face

-2 points for unnecessary use of tarball

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You bought ice cream that comes in the cones that are coated in chocolate. They aren’t keeping it a secret from you.

Hold it at the bottom and it gets all melty too 🤤

Maybe don’t buy the ice cream that’s coated with fuckin chocolate?

If a moth wore jeans

Would it wear them like this

Or like this

This is great on all levels and I feel like they were all intentional.

Perimeter?

Someone tell the cops

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According to the manual I pulled up on Google the slots are right below where he’s holding the drive in the picture, but they support 80mm drives. 🤭

/storage/emulated/0/

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I’m just impressed how effective the illusion is

Imagine getting a song stuck in your head for the first time ever as an adult