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Sorry but the whole chart is misaligned here. Lawful good is dog-earing the page: it requires zero extra items and uses the structure of the book itself, and it doesn’t get in the way like a (shudder) ribbon does.

All others are chaotic evil options that get in the way of reading

I’d love to do this clearly easier method except that dust jackets are the devil. One, they ALWAYS get ruined, ALWAYS. Two, they’re weirdly loud if you read in bed & your partner is trying to sleep. Three they sure don’t keep dust off if you store books on a shelf standing up

In fascist America, the one-party private enterprise has control over government!

The very fact that someone like this is “still around “ is a damned red flag about mods at this point, probably?

Starting to really be able to sniff out the AI propaganda bots. It’s not just defending centrism— it’s the LENGTH of their responses.

They’re always a wall o’ text

FTFY

edit : ooooh the wee St Petersburg trollies are tryin’ ta tryin’ ta ain’tcha!

News flash, responder-guys: if you’re even humans & not the AI bots who took most of your colleagues’ jobs, you’re still always be undervalued by your bosses. They’ll never, ever save you: they’ll save their Teslas and stock portfolios instead. Your life kinda sucks and there’s nothing you can do about it AND YOU CHOSE THIS LIFE, DIDNT YOU. Free yourself. Quit this shit job and go back to school before it’s too late.

My bad! It was meant as sarcasm & i didn’t specify. Edited to update

There’s no KARMA? I can’t get any badges or stars or stickers or whatever tf it is that proves im a worthy human being?!

ugh im going back to reddit

Edit: /s. (My bad, this needed to be here at first writing)

Trust me there are plennnnnty of non-bots who think this way