Reality is picking up scraps off a third-rate political sitcom’s cutting-room floor again, I see.

That’s why you don’t store your stool samples in the same fridge as your chocolate pudding. Malware goes into the vault.

It’s for those times when a full glove would be too formal. Casual Fridays at the doctor’s office, that sort of thing.

“The administration is expected to appeal, seeking a halt to the pause to the freeze.”

Also, pee is stored in the balls. It’s a scientific fact.