Holy shit!!! This was so perfect!!

Well shit… I don’t even think about that.

Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?

Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.

I have no idea if this is a real tweet or not. This country is just broken.

Jesus… it’s like piranhas devouring a carcass. That women using the plate as a shovel… gees.

My name is Bruce

I absolutely think that’s a large part of it.

As much as I really really like AOC, I wonder if the rest of America isn’t ready to elect a woman. We’ve had two female candidates and both times we got Trump. Granted the first time was Hillary and I held my nose to vote for her (now I’d vote for a fresh dog turd before I’d vote Trump, but something about the whole Hillary thing just rubbed me the wrong way, especially with what happened to Bernie), and the second time they really screwed up at the last minute with Joe. I guess I’m just skittish at this point.

I really hope I’m wrong, because AOC is just a hair behind Bernie in my opinion and I love Bernie. I think she’d be a really intelligent take no shit leader and I am so desperate for that right now.

I consider myself reasonably intelligent but I also have ADHD so … I completely suck at chess.

Yeah I didn’t wanna pay that for a PS5. And the PS5 GPU alone is likely 5 times more power then what’s rumored to be in the switch 2… no way I’m paying that for a switch.

Can’t you make pickles from watermelon rind?

It’s just a matter of time before those are enshittified as well.

Edit: ok my bad… apparently you can side load different launchers. I may check one of those out then.

No I was referring to the others that had suggested other ear-worms that I can’t get out of my head now. Sorry for the confusion.

And if I had an uncle Jack, I’d probably do both? Just kidding, he could likely get down on his own.

(Ok this was funny in my head… I’m weird)

I hate each and every one of you know. This is basically psychological warfare.

(I really don’t hate anyone and I honestly kinda like the hamster dance song).

It even predates me.

And NOW I have that song stuck in my head. You people are terrible for my productivity … of reading random Lemmy posts.

Thanks, now I have that freakin’ song stuck in my head.

And fuck I feel old now. Get off my lawn!!!

I wasn’t.

They weren’t war plans. They were attack plans. /s 🤦‍♂️