Spoiler: they won’t

I can’t wait to get one of those high paying jobs assembling iPhones when they bring the manufacturing back here.

As a socially anxious person myself, I like the idea of not having to interact with a cashier, but I hate the idea that some rich guy is profiting off of killing jobs and putting the work on me to do, so I only use them if I have one or two items and there’s no line.

I’d much rather receive either of those than something that I don’t need, want or even like that I have to pretend that I really wanted, then either attempt to return it or store for a while in case that person comes over before ultimately throwing it away. Most of the presents I have received on birthdays and holidays fall into that category.

She deserves a huge lawsuit payout over this idiocy.

He wants to hold it on flag day which is so important that we don’t even get the day off for it. It’s not even the 250th anniversary of flag day; it’s the 248th. This is just for his own stupid vanity and selfishness (not that this needed to be explained to anyone).

This is what every journalist in America needs to be doing right now.

They just stopped using the traffic cameras in my county this year. I’ve been pulled over twice this year now after never getting a camera ticket and not being pulled over for the last 15 years. I guess they have to make the money somewhere. I’d prefer the cameras.

The “best of his ability” part is troubling because I have zero faith in his ability to do anything except turn our country into a cesspool.

I don’t “want” my job either, but I do it to make a living. If local jobs disappear from the community so some rich guy can add another million dollars to his pile, that reduces the number of entry level jobs available locally to people getting into the job market with no safety net in place for them. Just so they can not pass the savings along to us.

Those self checkout lanes are only there so they can cut jobs while charging more for groceries.

The reaction of these people to a senator traveling to another country to try to correct their admitted mistake is fucking disgusting.

“Meth-and-ketamines”

Haha I did forget about that already.

So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.

Don’t forget about the fifth and sixth amendments that they’re also skipping.

If republicans had senses of humor and hadn’t decided to boycott most entertainment except for things that are blatantly right leaning, they would have realized this a lot sooner.

If they come out with a vaccine that prevents autism, do you think the uneaten part of RFK jr’s brain will explode?

Do you want to create more Luigis? Because that’s how you create more luigis. 🤞

He didn’t hire people who would contradict him.