After all, most delays can directly be traced to the QA department. Wise business decision!

*Mom, I’m pretty

Great attention to detail!

Protip: Add a minor inconvenience to every line, like a trailing space or slightly misaligned indentation. That way the next guy who opens the file will automatically correct it, taking the git blame.

I was afraid you’d say that. That’s stupid.

Do they give a reason for why that’s ‘necessary’?

(Also it should be const userToName = (user) => user.name;)

Thanks for doing what I was too lazy to do.

I refuse to enter any club that would accept me as a member.

even property/field access is extracted out to a function

Java, the most functional programming language there is.

Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

Correct answer: Lay off everyone. The new project will be coded solely by AI. 💯 hired.

First.

One guy isn’t living in that moment.

I guess it’s easier and safer to make a string replace for each function name beforehand than hoping the compression algorithm will figure that out.

Also, as SpaceCowboy points out, comments are completely useless for the final web page. There’s no need to even compress them.

Denim. Not a town, but still…

https://www.loggly.com/blog/http-status-code-diagram/

Why not POST /to/the/api?withCorrectErrorCodes?

Is there a high-level explanation of how that clusterfuck happened? I mean, all the roman languages around France are fairly reasonable in their spelling.

a step in the right direction

With the confirmation buttons in dialogs moved into the title bar?

Thanks for sharing that. My device isn’t listed, but I’d be surprised if Corsair changed how their shit works that much between devices. I’ll give it a try (it supposedly even works on Linux <3)

inefficient frameworks

I’d like to object to that. Frameworks are often built by dedicated and paid developers, so they tend to be above average in terms of efficiency. But being frameworks, they have to facilitate lots of use cases, so they also tend to be bigger than what you would write if you had 6 months to roll your own. And 36 more months to kill all the worms that got out of the can, to mangle a proverb.