Tomtits

Excellent, that would have pissed off management but they couldn’t have done anything because it’s correct

Goat Simulator

I hope it’s as successful as his birthday party

Milk was a baad choice

That fucking eyebrow

Maybe it will be a Scooby Doo moment and Trump will pull a mask off Ali Khamenei and it turns out to be Obama

Only until a day without rain

She probably only really uses three rooms

It’s going to be utter shite

I came.

Came in my pants at how bad it was

Honk! You’ve Drunk War If Never Texted Plans

Bit harsh, they could just sack them

I really enjoyed it.

Like fallout 4 and other games, I pointedly ignored building the outposts et al. I didn’t even mod the ships that much because that was a ball ache as well.

It’s just an unnecessary element to the game IMO.

Roofers generally aren’t renowned for their intelligence, in addition to that, this is America

James Bond soup

It’ll be great until the spin cycle

Number 6.

Think it will cure my tinnitus

Is this a good definition of irony?

They going to outlaw dihydrogen monoxide next?

Trump wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny either.

Also, no words are capitalised.